Japan's toilets are fascinating

Japan, the gadget loving nation treats you (and your ass) well in the toilet. Look at these buttons and what they can do to ensure the cleanliness before leaving the toilet. The orange button is for stopping. You need it when things get out of control. The button with w-shape and spraying water is for cleaning your thing. The one next to it is the soft mode. (For non-hardcore) The pink one is for lady. The location of water being sprayed is different. Guys get the strange feeling (perhaps kinky) when hitting that button. The last one is for air drying. Below these buttons are more buttons and LCD display. You can adjust the heating of the seat, the deodorizer, etc. You might be able to play some puzzles to kill some time there.

If you happened to be in Japan, be sure to check them out. Go try every buttons. [WARNING] If there's a button that will change a sanitary pad for you then, that's gotta' hurt a lot for guys.